Hate is a strong word. Loathe is more precise. You don't hate the Yankees. You loathe them: their pinstripes, their general vibe, their entire deal. I Loathe Pinstripes says exactly that, and every Sox fan who sees it understands immediately.
Now on a sturdy cotton canvas tote. Groceries, library books, the stuff you bring to Fenway. It holds a week's worth of shopping and a lifetime of grudges. Carry it through the Bronx if you're feeling brave.
An easy Red Sox gift for the teacher, the commuter, or the Yankees-fan-in-law who needs a firm reminder of where they are. Bring it to the farmers market, the T, or Opening Day at Fenway, and let the bag do the talking.
• 100% cotton canvas
• 15" x 16"
• 20" handles, made from the same canvas