I enjoy Boston sports.

There's a period at the end of "I enjoy Boston sports." That's not a typo. It's the period of someone who didn't choose this. You inherited it from a parent who inherited it from their parent, and here you are. Still watching. Still checking the score.

Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, Patriots. You didn't pick them. They picked you. Shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, stickers, magnets, and totes for the fan who enjoys all of it. Calmly. Period.