There's a period at the end of "I enjoy Boston sports." That's not a typo.
It's the period of someone who didn't choose this. You inherited it. From a parent who inherited it from their parent, who probably inherited it from someone who had no business being this invested in a baseball team. And here you are. Still watching. Still checking the score. Still wearing the shirt.
Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, Patriots. You didn't pick them. They picked you.
This is the Boston sports t-shirt for the fan who gets that sentence without needing it explained. Soft, relaxed unisex fit. Designed in Cambridge, MA by The Red Seat.
Two moods, one order: Choose Your Adventure pairs this shirt with I don't enjoy Boston sports right now. Or go full rivalry with The Love/Hate Relationship and add I Loathe Pinstripes®. Both cost less than buying separately. (Bundle shirts come in black.)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Full Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve Length | 8.13 | 8.38 | 8.63 | 8.88 | 9.63 | 10.13 | 10.63 |